Another funny

Another funny

There was a farmer that had three daughters. They each had a date for Saturday night. As was his custom, the farmer would meet the suitor in the front room of the farmhouse, and if they were acceptable, he'd let them take his daughters out.

That Saturday night, the first young man arrived. "My name is Freddie, I'm here for Betty, and we're going to get spaghetti." He seemed decent enough, so the farmer called Betty down and they left.

The next young man arrived a few minutes later. "My name is Joe, I'm here for Flo, and we're off to the show." He, too, seemed okay, and the pair left for the evening.


The last young man knocked on the door and entered the room to meet the farmer. "My name is Chuck--"

"Hold on, buster," shouted the farmer. "You're not going ANYWHERE with my daughter!"