Warning: This post in tongue-in-cheek.
I'm pledging to save the earth by helping it go green.
I resolve to eat only meat. This way I can help eradicate all the animals that are feeding on plants. When there are less animals to feed on plants, there will be more plants left over.
With more plants on Earth, it will go green.
I should now be eligible to scream in that Saving Gaia advertisement:
If I am eating meat, would you allow me?
And then I can look really motherly and ask:
If I were Mother Nature, would you let me save my plants?
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