Food Before BBQ

Food Before BBQ

Historical binges that crippled the food soldiers before the all important BBQ event:

2006 (4/6 2004 class outing) - Fried stuff: chicken nuggets, curry puffs, fish fingers, sausages
2005 (Mdm Liu's farewell) - Canadian 2-for-1 Pizza
2003 (3/6 2003 class BBQ) - Nasi lemak

Premonitive occurrences - untimely rain before BBQ

Binge onset - late firestarting or important guest arrives late

Binge trigger - arrival of cooked, ready-to-eat food which is warm and yummy

Binge outcome - disinterest in actual BBQ food

Common co-occurrences - excessive water intake (salty food?) (all), charred food (all), less than excellently prepared BBQ food (2003, 2006), small BBQ pit (2005)

Pre-emptive measures - early cooking of BBQ food (rain notwithstanding), proper food seasoning (cost notwithstanding)

Preventive measures - dictator/dictatress early presence to enforce action, passing of law for fried/ready food as back-up after BBQ food is fully consumed

Conclusion - Ignore everything up there. I'm just there to have fun!