The lighter side of Bird Flu

The lighter side of Bird Flu

From Well, I think they're funny

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands.


From Letterman...

Top Ten Dumb Guy Tips For Avoiding The Bird Flu

10. "Before eating chicken, soak it in Lysol"

9. "Don't lick unfamiliar pigeons"

8. "Frighten birds by constantly meowing"

7. "Stay away from basketball great Larry Bird"

6. "Anti-bacterial smoothies"

5. "Move to a place where there are no birds, like the moon"

4. "Avoid birds that look like they're up to something"

3. "Go back to the old Y2K bunker, start drinking"

2. "Fill birdfeeder with Sucrets"

1. "If you have a chicken, check for swelling in the McNuggets"