Entry from 22 Sep 05

Entry from 22 Sep 05

Someone alerted me to Mr Brown's podcast recently in a similar vein. I don't doubt that it could be original work, even if the resemblence is uncanny. Still, I feel that the Brown show has become crassier. A little sad, because I believe he could and should maintain the high standards, even if it means fewer podcasts.

I go for quality any time.


Pretty Woman's Husband's Revenge

Act 1 Scene 1

Little girl sees dove flies across the sky. She remembers that her brother is going away.

Act 1 Scene 2

Little girl runs like mad to release some birds. On the way, she knocked over a hawker who's oranges fell all over.

Hawker: Aiyoyoh! Vai you knock my oranges all over, deh?

Little girl glances back and pretends not to understand.

Act 1 Scene 3

Little girl knocks over bamboos. Luckily this time, the bamboo hawker was not around or the credit card company will have to pay an additional few million dollars in advertising time.

Act 2 Scene 1

Little girl knocks into Pretty Woman's Husband, who's travelling with his guide. Little girl pretends that she's innocent and stopped by the bird hawker.

Pretty Woman's Husband (in his heart): -Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!- Blind ah!?

Of course, being so famous, must keep that smile on the face and act cool.

Girl: Five birds. My brother is going away today and I want to bring him good luck.

Little girl passes the money to Bird Hawker. Bird Hawker looks at the money he received.

Bird Hawker: You only have enough for one bird. (Ok, don't think dirty here!)

Girl (shaking her head): Ok.

Little girl grabs a cage with a dove inside and ran.

Act 3

Pretty Woman's Husband looks at Little girl running off and a brilliant idea comes to his mind. Taking out his wonderful credit card, he passes it to the bird hawker and winks. The bird hawker nods knowingly.

Act 4

Pretty Woman's Husband and bird hawkers brought cages and cages of birds and arrive by the sea side. They release the birds.

Pretty Woman's Husband (in his heart): -Beep!- You knock into me and still so yah yah papaya. -Beep! Beep! Beep!- What the -Beep! Beep!- Watch out ah! I bet all my birds on your bird that your wish will not come true.

[A friend provided an alternative, which is a pun on some credit cards which are meant only for the fairer sex.

Pretty Woman's Husband: The bitch do(es)n't get it.]

As though there is telepathy, Little girl looks accusingly at Pretty Woman's Husband, although she tries to look innocent at the same time.

Pretty Woman's Husband immediately shrugs his sholder and the hawkers shake their heads.

THE END